One of my favourite pass-times is watching my guinea-pigs, Muta and Moogle. They make cute little noises and spend the day nomming through hay and sleeping. They have the perfect life. I often say to them how lucky they are to be guinea-pigs and I wish I could join them. I wouldn’t have a care in the world as a piggy. I would spend my days flopped out on the floor in my own little world and then eat my weight in hay because as a guinea-pig people like you fat and fluffy.
Yep, those guinea-pigs of mine have got it just right. Damn adorable things that they are. Think I will give them some extra hay for being so cute.